to puffles of oxford
thanks british library flickr In which a scrappy black poodle of Oxford College is lauded for his own particular qualities. TO PUFFLES. OH Puffles, matted and hirsute, Thou more than dog, thou less than brute Thou foe to cat, and rat, and bird, Thou friend of man, thou beast absurd, Thou dearest torment, genial curse, That try'st my temper and my purse— With what exulting headlong pace Thou dost the mocking sparrow chase, And then careering back again Dost fill the street with yelping strain; Or mud-bedraggled, leapest up Upon my coat, exuberant pup! While women fly and wheelmen curse, And children crying, cling to nurse. Thy ropy locks, thy dangling ears Excite the host of prowling curs: They, jealous of thy charms, combine To wage on thee the war canine: Thou fighting only when thou must Dost roll the mongrels in the dust, Then, clement as a dog of breed, Leavest them peaceably to bleed. And yet, the foe of all thy kind, Thou hast a very gentle mind, Though apt to fiercely bark l...